The saddest thing in the world is when you’re really excited to see a person and you’ve imagined all these scenarios in your head about how it would go and then you get there and it’s awkward and you’re both distant and you leave with this crushing sadness and this insistence that that wasn’t how it was supposed to be
I wonder what this post will be..
Hmm.. Wait. What is that I see?
A rhyme!!! It’s a rhyme!!!!
Oh! And it came just in time!
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.
I elbow my friend’s at least once a day.. By accident of course. Lol >.> Or is it? <.>
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob