I don’t understand O.o I love the reaction but i’m confused lol in any case now i’m afraid i’ll be a let down. >.
20 pounds by July 3rd. I think I can do it. At LEAST 20 ^_^
I’m kind of excited, and even if what i’m excited about doesn’t happen, i’ll still be happy lol May has just been an AMAZING month =)
six word poem 5/23
Prompt: “Dear poet, could you write me a poem about the creative drive, the muse? Mine is the sea. Thank you.”
In the oceans,
he found
fire.
Lady of the Wood
I’ll sit you down, and sing you my song,
I promise it won’t take very long.
From the first note I hit, your heart will be mine,
and I will steal you away, not leaving a sign.
I’ll steal your heart, right out of your chest,
and let the forest take the rest.
Your limbs, your spine, your lungs, your eyes,
The forest will take them, as I take my prize.
I take from you what was taken from me,
and leave you to the forest so it will leave me be.
Your heart means nothing, but taking it is everything,
for you all must be punished for the pain you bring.
I bring in the victims of the forest, one by one,
and there are so many that my work will never be done.
They are all the same, all with one thing in mind,
men are the curse on all womankind.
I am here to lessen the burden of this curse,
to men everywhere there is no enemy worse.
For I am here to take away the pain,
that women deal with, with such disdain.
I am here to take their hearts, as they take ours,
with kisses and rings and diamonds and flowers.
To crush theirs before they get the chance,
to put them in my sirens trance.
I am a woman, powerful and strong,
I steal men away with my song.
I make the world a better place,
by ridding it of men; of it’s disgrace.
- A poem I wrote a little while back that I was just reading and realized that I really liked lol Enjoy everyone!! =D
I was so excited when I saw I had a message! And it was this…. it turned out to give me a pretty good laugh though XD
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
(via harrysthefather)
If all the good guys are gay, how come I haven’t found them yet, sincerely - Every hopeless romantic gay man.
Amen.
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