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"Sometimes I feel like it’s my job to corrupt the world, one “straight” guy at a time."

- Me

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FREAKING STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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suttonfosdork:

how are there 11 year old girls with boyfriends and I’m sitting here chubby single and ready for a pringle

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alexzinger123:

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I also learned in my Greek Mythology class this is the way homosexuality is explained too - that it didn’t matter what sex you were - some were a guy x girl fused together and split, some were man x man, some were woman x woman - and eventually they’d find their right partner. 

It was beautiful. 

Next time on “The Ancients handled social questions better than modern society”

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sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

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just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this
jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

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jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

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