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tyleroakley:

sixpenceee:

mudcrabmassacre:

sixpenceee:

lukes-furry-asylum:

sixpenceee:

Can you find the hidden mother?

In the 1800s it was very common for mothers to be covered in fabric during children’s portraits to hold the children and keep them comforted.

That’s kindof adorable<3

I’ve recently been informed that half of these children are DEAD

holy shit

let’s play “try to spot which ones are dead”

1st one, 6th one and the last one, I’m going to hell 

DEAD BABIES ON MY DASH NO

gooddaysunshiine:

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(via 5-cuties-who-stole-my-heart)

dggeoff:

huntedandrebelled:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via pizza-on-mars)

uglysweatersandhotnerds:

If you’re ever feeling sad…

(via kickthephanstickz-blog)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via frickinharrys)

northclackitback:

How did this not win a fucking Oscar

(Source: materiajunkie, via frickinharrys)

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via to-th3moon-andback)

"Sometimes I feel like it’s my job to corrupt the world, one “straight” guy at a time."

- Me

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FREAKING STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via frickinharrys)

suttonfosdork:

how are there 11 year old girls with boyfriends and I’m sitting here chubby single and ready for a pringle

(via 5-cuties-who-stole-my-heart)